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Hello, all! Well, here's our low-quality funfun Fionas site for all of you kids! The site is still in its premature state, but as you can see, some of the pages have been published. Enjoy them while we're still alive.
THE BIZ NEWS/DECEMBER!!
Hello, all! Captain Samuel here. After back-breaking efforts in the Pirate Peace Company Recording Headquarters and my Secret Mixing Lab/ Editing basement, four out of twelve tracks have been chosen to be put onto the official E.P.! DOWNLOAD IT ALL ON THE MP3'S PAGE NOW! If you would rather own a physical copy with liner notes and the whole seventeen yards, then you know who to email -- or IM the Pirate Peace Company Records folks at piraepeaceco. Other than that --
(((the SHOW at The Colin Davis Party Groove Shabang was fun. Though sam's voice was dead, the kids were hostile and the brownies were spiked, it was blues.))
THE BIZ NEWS/october
In this mid-month we will be playing at the Agoura Hills recreational center, and I guarantee you that it will be a blast. DATES TO BE POSTED ON "SHOWS" PAGE VEWWY VEWWY SOON. Email Sam and grab your friends to have some slickitty-cool Halloween fun. ALSO, the Fionas demo tapes( "The Fionas: A Demo Recorded In Dan's Room") are now available, so email us (SamFrance@sbcglobal.net) for a copy to enjoy or show to your dad's friend's dad's uncle's son's dog trainer's gardener's mom's security guard's housekeeper's best friend's dad's friend who "has connections".
THE BAND NEWS/october
Well, though it was fun jamming with him, it's now old news that Edwin Telford on the bass guitar is just a Fionas memory. However, we all make up for the lack-of-bass with Sam straight kickin' out the bass-jams on the basskeyboardmofothingamamofukofotobob or "friend-substitution". Though, that ain't a bump in the Fionas' psycheopathic road down to Love Street... especially with guest singers and musicians on the upcoming self-titled album such as human-angelvoiced Beth Faitro and hopefully violin-extraorinaire Gary Chan, if he's still willing to lug himself own for more recordings.
Meanwhile, Sam is painstakedly working to buy himself a LOUDLOUD microphone amplifyer so he is not helplessly drowned out by Bryan's guitbox, Rado's solos, and Danny's drumming/mooning. DONATIONS ARE GLADLY ACCEPTED, EVEN THOUGH YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE GIVING YOUR SPARE MULA TO AN AIDS BENEFIT ORGANIZATION. Word! Yes, I know. Word. WORD! WORLD?
PEACE to the world
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